20 Mom Tweets We Can All Relate To

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20 Mom Tweets We Can All Relate To

Mom life is tough, so we take to Twitter to remind each other that there is no such thing as a perfect mom, and we are just trying to get through the comical stages of motherhood as best we can. If we don’t laugh, we just might cry, so for your reading entertainment, I bring you the top 20 tweets about mom life.


When you can’t stop asking yourself ‘why?’

https://twitter.com/MelissaBeagley/status/1103777772655144960


When you realize the line between children and pets is pretty thin


Technology you have betrayed me!


Sorry, you have to work for at least 10 years before you accumulate personnal time.


Going to the bathroom alone is definitely a luxury!


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It all starts with a late period and you are never on time for anything ever again.


All moms are superheros


Did we forget to mention this job is 24/7 with no holidays?


These are important questions!


Who has the time or energy to style her hair?


Having kids makes a messy house slightly more acceptable than a messy house with no children.


You will never feel fully rested again!


If you think you are done with laundry, you are just forgetting a pile.


No one ever said the tiny dictators were rationale.


I will never take silence for granted again!


On the bright side, you don’t have to splurge on razor blades so often.


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Someone in the house needs to eat all the healthy food I bought.


Who knew someone so tiny could transport so many germs.


Once you get pregnant once, the leaking never stops.


But despite all that, you wouldn’t trade being a mom for anything!

Were those tweets entertaining? Follow me on Twitter where I try to be funny once in a while but also retweet others that are much funnier than me for your daily entertainment!

As much as we enjoy hearing stories about the crazy things toddlers do, you eventually need to tame the tantrums. Once you finish telling everyone on Twitter about it, grab these awesome tips for taming the tantrums.

20 Mom Tweets We Can All Relate To

33 thoughts on “20 Mom Tweets We Can All Relate To

  • March 9, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    These are great. I can relate to laundry. I feel as though I’m in a hotel sometimes instead of a house with 3 other people in it. It out of control. Very funny post.

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    • March 9, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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      Thanks! I have no idea how 3 people can wear so many clothes!

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  • March 9, 2019 at 6:31 am
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    Oh that was soo funny!! I ended up laughing by myself in front of the screen!! I loved “Dad, mom wants me to die” one .. I definetely can picture my own daughter telling me this in a couple of years!!!

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    • March 9, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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      My son isn’t quite to that stage yet, but he is already a bit dramatic, so I’m sure I will hear something like that too!

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    lolol These were great! Our friend/wedding photographer makes great posts on Facebook about her kid Simon, and they are always entertaining. Can’t wait til I have kids and can join the fun (and mayhem)

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    • March 9, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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      Kids definitely provide quite a bit of entertainment!

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  • March 9, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    Needed this today! My teenager has me overwhelmed and stressed. Good to put things in perspective. Great post!

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    • March 9, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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      I’m glad it was helpful for you!

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  • March 10, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    Love this post!! It’s so fun and relatable!!

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  • March 10, 2019 at 1:05 pm
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    Lol these are all so great and totally relatable! I love Twitter for this exact reason, so many spot on thoughts that we can all come together on! Great post!

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    • March 10, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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      Twitter is probably my favorite social platform because of all the creative posts people come up with!

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  • March 10, 2019 at 1:09 pm
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    Very hilarious and true post. My daughter follows my wife into the restroom all the time!

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    • March 10, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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      These tweets are so funny because they are so true!

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  • March 10, 2019 at 3:50 pm
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    These are hysterical! And oh so true!!! I wish I had a record of the crazy things my kids have done and said.

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    • March 10, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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      The truth to them is what makes them so funny! A parent that documents everything their kids say could probably write a book and sell a ton of copies!

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  • March 10, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    I like the leaking one! As an OB nurse, this is 1000% spot-on! So did you find all of these on Twitter yourself?

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:37 am
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      I did a Twitter search by hashtag to find them all.

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  • March 11, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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    These tweets spoke to my soul! The motherhood struggle is so real. Lol

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:38 am
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      At least all of us are in it together!

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  • March 11, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    These mom tweets are so refreshingly real! My friends who have babies tell me it is one of the most stressful yet rewarding things ever and they wouldn’t trade it for the whole world

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:38 am
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      Stressful but rewarding is a good description!

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  • March 11, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    Oh I love each one of them.Outstanding reading.

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  • March 11, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    These are great and made me laugh so much!! Being a mom is a struggle and all of these spoke to that! One great thing about being a mom is we all understand and can relate on so many levels 🙂

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:38 am
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      It helps to know you aren’t alone with the struggles of motherhood.

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  • March 12, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    I love reading the mom tweets. They really are hilarious! Thanks for putting the best ones in one place.

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:39 am
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      Mom tweets can always be counted on for a good laugh.

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  • March 12, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    These tweets are hilarious! Even with no kids, I can actually relate to many of them as a preschool teacher.

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:39 am
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      As a preschool teacher, I’m sure you have seen plenty!

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  • March 12, 2019 at 3:15 am
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    I loved all of these (especially the last one) but this totally made me laugh: “2 things I had to say tonight: “Stop licking my nose” and “Get your butt out of my face”. Pop quiz: which was to the 7yo and which was to the cat?”. My kids-every day.

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    • March 14, 2019 at 12:39 am
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      That was my favorite too!

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  • April 5, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    Ohhhh you made me laugh! Thank you!! Love this post 🙂

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